Retirement gifts
Funny retirement gifts for people who are done with work
The best retirement gift is the one that says what everyone is thinking: the alarm clock is done, the calendar is full of tee times and the fish have been put on notice. These shirts, hats and mugs are for retirees who are not slowing down, just changing where they spend the day.
Each design is a retirement joke with a hobby attached: fishing, golf, hiking, hunting or camping. Choose by what the new retiree actually does with a free Tuesday.
Retirement tees
Tee · For the retiree who traded the office for the lake.
Tee · The retirement gift that does the talking
Tee · For the new retiree who finally has all the time in the world on the water.
Tee · The two words every angler lives by
Tee · The out-of-office reply that means it
Tee · For the golfer who counts generously
Tee · For the new retiree whose whole schedule is tee times.
Tee · The most famous joke in golf, on a shirt
Tee · For the retired golfer who moved up a tee box and loves it.
Tee · For the new retiree who now plays four times a week and shoots exactly what he always did.
Tee · For the new retiree who hikes while everyone else is at work.
Tee · For the retiree whose new address is a road
Tee · For the skier whose five-year plan is lift tickets
Tee · For the player whose knees complain but whose serve never does.
Tee · For the rider who is out there pedaling, motor and all.
Tee · The out-of-office reply for boat people
Tee · For the one whose whole plan fits on a boat
Retirement hats
Trucker hat · For the retiree who traded the office for the lake.
Trucker hat · The two words every angler lives by
Trucker hat · The retirement gift that does the talking
Trucker hat · The out-of-office reply that means it
Trucker hat · For the new retiree who finally has all the time in the world on the water.
Trucker hat · The most famous joke in golf, on a shirt
Retirement mugs
Mug · For the retiree who traded the office for the lake.
Mug · The two words every angler lives by
Mug · The retirement gift that does the talking
Mug · The out-of-office reply that means it
Mug · For the new retiree who finally has all the time in the world on the water.
Mug · The most famous joke in golf, on a shirt
Start with the hobby
Before you order
- A mug is a nice card-sized gift for the office party, and a tee is the one they will actually wear on the first free morning.
- Group gift? Pick one design and order a few: the same shirt on the whole crew is half the joke.
- Everything is made to order and ships in about 5 to 9 business days, so order a little early for a birthday or holiday.
Is the joke about retiring or about not working?
Both. Some lines are about the fish being nervous, some about the commute now being a walk to the dock.
Which size should I order for a gift?
Their usual tee size. The product page has the measurements and a size guide if you are not sure.