Hiking gifts
Funny gifts for hikers
Hikers do not need another water bottle. They need the shirt that explains why the one mile hike took three hours, why the snacks vanished by the first switchback and why the parking was the hardest part.
These are our funniest hiking designs: honest trail lines, a few puns and a handful for dads and grandpas who bring the kids and the pocketful of rocks. Tees first, with hats and mugs for the trailhead and the kitchen.
Hiking tees
Tee · For the dad who finds the perfect stick on every single trail.
Tee · For the grandpa who cannot walk a trail without bringing home everything the grandkids found.
Tee · For the dad whose short hiker gave up at mile two.
Tee · For the grandpa who stops the whole hike to photograph every wildflower.
Tee · For the spouse who has promised the view is right around the next bend since noon.
Tee · For the hiker whose summit snack is the whole point
Tee · For the hiker who wakes before the sun to climb a hill on purpose.
Tee · For the hiker who always goes first and wears every spider web.
Tee · For the hiker who still hasn't forgiven the trail marker.
Tee · For the hiker who comes home with proof of every mile.
Tee · For the hiker who sees the trail turn around and take it personally.
Tee · For the parent who hikes half a mile in an hour and loves every rock.
Tee · For the hiker who took the long way on purpose
Tee · For the hiker who never walks around a puddle and never will.
Tee · For the hiker who reached the top and no signal
Tee · For the hiker who trusted the easy label on the phone.
Tee · For the hiker who thought going down was the easy part.
Tee · For the hiker with a perfect excuse for every pause.
Hiking hats
Trucker hat · For the dad who finds the perfect stick on every single trail.
Trucker hat · For the grandpa who cannot walk a trail without bringing home everything the grandkids found.
Trucker hat · For the grandpa who stops the whole hike to photograph every wildflower.
Trucker hat · For the dad whose short hiker gave up at mile two.
Trucker hat · For the hiker who comes home with proof of every mile.
Trucker hat · For the hiker who sees the trail turn around and take it personally.
Hiking mugs
Mug · For the dad who finds the perfect stick on every single trail.
Mug · For the grandpa who cannot walk a trail without bringing home everything the grandkids found.
Mug · For the grandpa who stops the whole hike to photograph every wildflower.
Mug · For the dad whose short hiker gave up at mile two.
Mug · For the hiker who comes home with proof of every mile.
Mug · For the hiker who sees the trail turn around and take it personally.
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Before you order
- Hiking humor works best when it is true: pick the line your hiker has actually said on the trail.
- Pair a tee with a mug for the post-hike coffee. It is a small gift that still feels thought through.
- Everything is made to order and ships in about 5 to 9 business days, so order a little early for a birthday or holiday.
Are these shirts for hiking in?
They are cotton tees and cozy layers for the trailhead, the campfire and the drive home. They are not technical moisture-wicking gear.
What is the best hiking gift under $25?
A tee or a trucker hat at $24.99, or a mug at $14.99.