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Funny camping gifts

Camping is mostly smoke in your hair, a tent with opinions and a raccoon who has already decided on the marshmallows. These designs are written for the person who loves it anyway and tells the story all week.

You will find campfire gags, honest packing and weather jokes, and a few written for dads and grandpas who run the fire and the coffee. Tees for the weekend, hats for the road and mugs for the morning.

Camping tees

Dad Pokes the Fire tee, Natural
Dad Pokes the Fire$24.99
Tee · For the dad who has not stopped poking the fire since sunset.
Three Extra Poles tee, Natural
Three Extra Poles$24.99
Tee · For the dad who builds the tent without opening the instructions.
Match Number Nine tee, Navy
Match Number Nine$24.99
Tee · For the camper who treats starting the fire as a team sport.
Asleep by 8 PM tee, Forest
Asleep by 8 PM$24.99
Tee · For the camper whose wild night ends at eight o'clock.
I'll Just Poke It tee, Navy
I'll Just Poke It$24.99
Tee · For the dad who has never let a campfire stay alone.
Grandpa's Coffee: Chewable tee, Natural
Grandpa's Coffee: Chewable$24.99
Tee · For the grandpa whose campfire coffee is more of a meal.
Built-In Bear Repellent tee, Natural
Built-In Bear Repellent$24.99
Tee · For the grandpa whose snoring clears the campground for miles.
Dad's Camp Chair, Reserved tee, Navy
Dad's Camp Chair, Reserved$24.99
Tee · For the dad who guards his camp chair like a throne.
Smoke Follows Me tee, Forest
Smoke Follows Me$24.99
Tee · For the camper who has been smoked out all weekend.
The Raccoon Won tee, Black
The Raccoon Won$24.99
Tee · For the camper who lost the overnight battle for the snacks.
Bug Spray Is My Personality tee, Forest
Bug Spray Is My Personality$24.99
Tee · For the camper who smells like the woods and a little like chemicals
Tent Status: Leaning tee, Natural
Tent Status: Leaning$24.99
Tee · For the camper who pitched the tent in the dark and called it done.
Stick Beats Every Toy tee, Natural
Stick Beats Every Toy$24.99
Tee · For the parent whose kid ignored every toy at the campsite.
Waterproof, They Said tee, Navy
Waterproof, They Said$24.99
Tee · For the camper who has been let down by a tent label.
Sandwich Soup tee, Forest
Sandwich Soup$24.99
Tee · For the camper who found out what happens when the ice melts.
Camp Hair, Day 4 tee, Navy
Camp Hair, Day 4$24.99
Tee · For the camper who has stopped counting
Headlamp On, Don't Look at Me tee, Natural
Headlamp On, Don't Look at Me$24.99
Tee · For the camper who has been blinded by a friend's headlamp.
Flat by 2 AM tee, Forest
Flat by 2 AM$24.99
Tee · For the camper who wakes up on the ground every single trip.

Camping hats

Camping mugs

Start with the hobby

Before you order

  • Mugs fit camping well: they are a gift that sits next to the stove and does not need a size.
  • If you are not sure about the joke, pick the campfire or coffee one: those work for almost everyone who has been camping.
  • Everything is made to order and ships in about 5 to 9 business days, so order a little early for a birthday or holiday.

Can I give these to someone who does not camp?

Yes. The jokes are about the stories people tell afterwards, so they work for anyone who has ever been rained on in a tent.

Is there something for the whole family?

Every design comes as a tee, hoodie, sweatshirt, hat and mug, so you can match the group.

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