My Knees Scare the Deer tee
For the grandpa whose knees announce him to the whole forest..
A hunter creeps into position and his knees crack so loudly that noise lines ripple out and a deer sprints away. The joke is that his own joints are the loudest thing in the woods. Soft unisex tee in 100% ring-spun cotton with a classic relaxed cut, printed to order.
Classic relaxed fit. Go by the size guide; between sizes, size up. Extra for larger sizes: 2XL +$2, 3XL +$4.
Same design, other ways to wear it
Ships in the same order.
Details
Soft unisex tee in 100% ring-spun cotton with a classic relaxed cut, printed to order. The design is printed on the front. Chest-print size, about 11 inches wide.
Size guide
| Size | Fits chest | Shirt width | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 in | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 38–41 in | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 42–45 in | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 46–49 in | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 50–53 in | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 54–57 in | 28 in | 33 in |
A classic, relaxed unisex cut. Go by the measurements below; if you are between sizes, size up for roomier. Garment measurements can vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
- Chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
- Shirt width: lay one flat and measure straight across from seam to seam under the sleeves.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, to the bottom hem.
- Buying a gift? Lay a shirt he already likes flat, measure straight across under the sleeves, and match that number to Shirt width.
Shipping
Every piece is made after you order, so it ships in about 5–9 business days. You’ll get tracking by email. More on shipping.
Returns
Made to order, so we cannot take back items for size or color. Damaged or misprinted? We replace or refund it. See our returns page.
