Boating · Hats 
Going Nowhere, Expensively trucker hat
$24.99Free US shipping over $59
For the boat owner who knows exactly what it costs.
A motorboat with a dollar-sign wake and a happy captain. Going nowhere, expensively, and loving it. Retro foam-front trucker hat with a mesh back and snapback, one size. Embroidered to order.
Color: Black
Size: One size
Printed to orderShips in about 5–9 business days
Same design, other ways to wear it
Ships in the same order.
Going Nowhere, Expensively stickerSame design · $5.99
Going Nowhere, Expensively mugSame design · $14.99
Details
Retro foam-front trucker hat with a mesh back and snapback, one size. Embroidered to order. The design is printed on the front.
Shipping
Every piece is made after you order, so it ships in about 5–9 business days. You’ll get tracking by email. More on shipping.
Returns
Made to order, so we cannot take back items for size or color. Damaged or misprinted? We replace or refund it. See our returns page.
