Ask Your Mother sweatshirt
For the dad who has a standard answer for every question from the dock..
A dad sits at the end of a dock with his rod and one hand raised in a lazy wave while a speech bubble answers every kid question. The joke is that the answer never changes. Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt in a soft 50/50 cotton and polyester blend with ribbed cuffs and hem. Printed to order.
Classic relaxed fit. Go by the size guide; between sizes, size up. Extra for larger sizes: 2XL +$2, 3XL +$4.
Same design, other ways to wear it
Ships in the same order.
Details
Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt in a soft 50/50 cotton and polyester blend with ribbed cuffs and hem. Printed to order. The design is printed on the front. Centered on the chest.
Size guide
| Size | Fits chest | Sweatshirt width | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38–41 in | 20 in | 27 in |
| M | 42–45 in | 22 in | 28 in |
| L | 46–49 in | 24 in | 29 in |
| XL | 50–53 in | 26 in | 30 in |
| 2XL | 54–57 in | 28 in | 31 in |
| 3XL | 58–61 in | 30 in | 32 in |
A classic unisex fit with room through the body. Go by the measurements below; if you are between sizes, size up for roomier. Garment measurements can vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
- Chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
- Sweatshirt width: lay one flat and measure straight across from seam to seam under the sleeves.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, to the bottom hem.
- Buying a gift? Lay a sweatshirt he already likes flat, measure straight across under the sleeves, and match that number to Sweatshirt width.
Shipping
Every piece is made after you order, so it ships in about 5–9 business days. You’ll get tracking by email. More on shipping.
Returns
Made to order, so we cannot take back items for size or color. Damaged or misprinted? We replace or refund it. See our returns page.
